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Get paid in Stock
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The SEC posted about this meme. So we listened. $Cockcoin is the most unserious serious investment on the blockchain.
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The Manifesto
The SEC wrote about the meme. We made it a coin. Buy the Cock, get paid in Stock — coin goes up, stock goes up. That's the whole pitch.
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